xplosivediarrhea:

the sun’s pretty hot… id fuck it

(Source: j6, via orgasmic-humor)

crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

hun

(via hotboyproblems)

letsfuckaroundthatswhatwedo:

I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge

(Source: skittlevodka, via zackisontumblr)

(Source: pugsequalsdrugs, via slapping)

My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.

(Source: lolfactory, via allteensrelate)

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My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.

(Source: lolfactory, via allteensrelate)

lubricates:

Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.

image

(via fake-mermaid)

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upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

(via iwasrepeals)

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